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Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
|Song: 5,000 Candles in the Wind|
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MOUSE RAT - 5000 CANDLES IN THE WIND (from Parks and Recreation)
Ladies & Gentlemen — your feedback has been amazing. Here is the first TV soundtrack post (& many more coming soon). ENJOY & keep the requests coming!!
Track via Mouse Rat’s official site (thanks NBC).
Also check out Nick Offerman’s cover of 5000 Candles in the Wind from his 2013 American Ham tour.
[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]
If you want to watch it go here. The Youtube video has been disabled, but it’s available at the link just below it in the article.
This. Needs. To. Happen.
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying